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| I am going to beach with bitch |
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- Name?
- Abdul Anubi al-Dzabiri.
- Sex?
- Four times a week
- No, no, male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel... |
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
other and says You know I do not know what else to do. Whenever I go
home after we have been out drinking I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway I shut off the engine and coast into the garage I
take my shoes off before I go into the house I sneak up the stairs I get
undressed in the bathroom I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
and yells at me for staying out so late!
His buddy looks at him and says Well you are obviously taking the wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway slam the door storm up the steps
throw my shoes into the closet jump into bed rub my hands on my wifes
ass and say How about a little and she pretends she is asleep. |
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An arab at the airport:
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast. |
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Gun Shop Owner: Hi, How can I help you?
Client: I am looking for a gun.
Owner: What kind of gun are you looking for?
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): That one looks about right.
Owner: (very surprised): Why do you need a .44 magnum?
Client: It is for shooting at cans.
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun) Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans.
Client: (pointing again at the .44) Nah, I need this one.
Owner: OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?
Client: Mexi-cans... Puerto Ri-cans... Afri-cans... |
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What is the difference between students and teachers?
- Students don't know, teachers don't care.
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